I just watched this week's episode of The Hills. And while I already knew the outcome of Lauren's decision, watching it unfold INFURIATED me. You would pass up Paris for Jason? Jason? That was just the last straw. Will I be able to watch future episodes? Probably. But seriously, Lauren's decision is making Heidi look like a Rhodes Scholar. At least Heidi is somewhat enthusiastic about working in the clubs for La Bolthouse. Is it just me, or does Lauren seem wildly unenthusiastic about exciting things that happen to her at Teen Vogue? She was nonchalant about Fashion Week, showing up late and all. AND SHE IS SAYING NO TO PARIS! Maybe that is what life is like when you don't actually need to work.